Funny Dating T-Shirt | "Emotional Damage Is My Love Language"

Some people send flowers. You send three sentences and a typo. This funny dating T-shirt is for the chronically dry-texters, the emotionally-elsewhere, and anyone whose love language is "leaving the read receipt on."

The Sarcastic Tee for People Who Communicate in Damage

Soft unisex tee in moody blacks and whites — built for situationships, group chats, and the silent treatment that says everything.

• Unisex muscle fit — sizes S–2XL
• Soft ringspun cotton — broken-in feel from the first wear
• Crack-proof front print — outlives at least two relationships
• Made-to-order, on-demand
• Free US shipping on every order

Wear It When

You're getting back into the dating pool. Your ex liked your story. The group chat asked "what's going on with you and them?" Or any Sunday night between 9 PM and a regrettable text.

The kind of funny couple gift or anti-Valentine's gift that says everything you'd never put in a card — perfect for the friend currently navigating a situationship, or the partner who finds your "love language" annoying.

Add to cart before the next vague "we should talk."