Emotionally Backordered Since 2020 - Sarcastic Tumbler

Your request for "patience," "empathy," or "general enthusiasm" has been received, but due to global supply chain issues within my nervous system, these items are currently on an indefinite delay. This PureSarcasm tumbler is for the person who hasn't felt "fully stocked" since the world broke in 2020 and has decided to stop apologizing for the empty shelves in their soul. It is the ultimate funny vessel for anyone whose "good vibes" are stuck in a shipping container somewhere in the Pacific. Engineered with double-wall vacuum insulation to keep your drinks icy cold while you wait for your emotional restock, it features a splash-proof lid—because you literally cannot handle one more thing going wrong today.