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Expired Dreams, Due Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt

Expired Dreams, Due Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt

$34.00 USD
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Your childhood ambitions have officially reached their sell-by date, but the utility bills are just getting started. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is the uniform for anyone surviving the brutal reality of the 9-to-5 grind. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who traded their passions for a steady paycheck. Soft, cozy, and painfully accurate, it makes the perfect novelty gift for the cynical adult.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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