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PureSarcasm sarcastic sweatshirt - neck black, front view

Festive? I’m Just Faking Joy - Sarcastic Sweatshirt | PureSarcasm

$53.00 USD
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Because nothing says holiday cheer like doing absolutely everything and getting zero credit. For women who handled the magic, the chaos, and the emotional labor of making an entire season happen—and still got a gift card to a restaurant no one picked. This PureSarcasm sweatshirt is soft, warm, and honest in a way your relatives never will be. Wear it to every December gathering, or better yet, wear it alone on the couch after everyone's gone home and you've finally stopped performing joy.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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