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Financial Plan: Screaming Internally - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt
$38.00 USD
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Investments? Diversification? Savings? No, my current strategy involves high-pitched mental sirens and hoping the check doesn't bounce. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt perfectly captures the vibe of checking your bank account in the current economy. It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone whose "retirement fund" is essentially a collection of lottery tickets and bad jokes. Soft, cozy, and perfect for wearing while you browse items you can't afford.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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