I Nap to Avoid Everyone - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

It’s not laziness; it’s a strategic retreat. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for anyone who has realized that you can't be invited to plans if you're technically unconscious. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who use "I’m just going to rest my eyes" as a polite way to say "don't speak to me for the next four hours." Soft, breathable, and perfectly optimized for both actual dreaming and avoiding awkward small talk. A perfect novelty gift for the person whose favorite social event is a date with their pillow.