I Peak at Lunch - Sarcastic Sweatshirt

Everything before 12:00 PM is a rehearsal, and everything after 1:00 PM is a slow descent into a food coma. This PureSarcasm heavyweight sweatshirt honors the glorious sixty minutes when you're actually a functioning member of society. Crafted from a thick, premium cotton-poly blend—with plenty of "give" for that second helping of pasta—this sweatshirt features a relaxed fit that transitions perfectly from "staring blankly at a monitor" to "expertly navigating a burrito." Whether you're the office microwave MVP or just someone who lives for the sweet release of a sandwich, wear this to let the world know: My talent is highly scheduled, extremely brief, and strictly involves a fork.