I Reply Mentally, Not Emailly - Sarcastic Tank Top

I've already had a very productive, three-paragraph conversation with you in my head—honestly, it went great. It's not my fault the physical world is lagging behind my intentions. This PureSarcasm tank top is for the person with 4,208 unread notifications and zero desire to change that. Crafted from a soft, lightweight cotton blend that's perfect for the "arm-day" you're also only doing mentally, this tank features a relaxed fit for maximum comfort while you leave people on "read" for three consecutive weeks. Wear it as a wearable auto-reply: I'm not ignoring you; I've simply completed our interaction on a spiritual plane that doesn't require Wi-Fi.