Living for PTO Denials - Sarcastic Tank Top

Oh, you thought you were going to the mountains? That's cute. Your manager has other plans, and they involve a "critical project" that only you can handle. This PureSarcasm tank top is dedicated to the person whose vacation requests go to the inbox where dreams go to die. Crafted from a premium, lightweight cotton blend—perfect for the tropical vacation you're currently experiencing via a desktop screensaver—this tank features a relaxed fit for maximum comfort while you sit at your desk during the sunniest week of the year. Wear it as a badge of honor (or a cry for help) to let everyone know: I don't need a beach; I have "business needs" and an ever-growing pile of resentment.