Living Proof Sleep Does Nothing - Sarcastic Tank Top

I just slept for nine hours and I've never felt more like a pile of discarded laundry in my entire life. This PureSarcasm tank top is for the person who wakes up from a full night's rest and immediately starts planning their first nap of the day. Crafted from a breathable, cloud-soft cotton blend—because if you're going to be exhausted, you might as well be comfortable—this tank features a relaxed fit that won't judge you for your third cup of coffee before 10:00 AM. Whether you're "resting your eyes" or just staring blankly into the middle distance while your soul reboots, wear this to let the world know: My fatigue is a lifestyle choice, and no amount of REM cycles can save me now.