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Marriage: The Longest Eye Roll sarcastic tank top - print mens, front view

Marriage: The Longest Eye Roll - Sarcastic Tank Top

$44.00 USD
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It's a beautiful journey, sure—but mostly it's a series of silent, orbital rotations of the eyes in response to your partner's life choices. This PureSarcasm tank top is the official uniform for the spouse who has mastered the art of reacting without saying a word. It is the ultimate funny tank for those who know that "for better or worse" usually includes "for worse dad jokes and questionable laundry habits." Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for keeping your cool while your significant other tells that one story for the thousandth time.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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