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PureSarcasm sarcastic hat - dark grey, front view
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Microwaved Sleep Since 2009 - Sarcastic Hat | PureSarcasm

Microwaved Sleep Since 2009 - Sarcastic Hat | PureSarcasm

$36.00 USD
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Congrats, your REM cycle officially runs on 90 seconds and shame. Just admit you haven’t known true rest since Obama’s first term. This hat isn't sleepwear — it's a cry for help in thread form.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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