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My Dog Pays More Rent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USD
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At least the dog provides emotional support; the human just eats your food. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is for anyone living with a freeloader who isn't furry. It is the ultimate funny shirt for the true head of the household. A perfect novelty gift for the dog mom who prefers her pet over people.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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