Funny Dark Humor Long Sleeve | "My Therapist Blocked Me" Sarcastic

You wore them out. They saw the warning signs. They blocked you on Instagram, then Venmo, then life. This funny dark humor long sleeve shirt is for the chronically over-shared, the trauma-dumping survivors, and anyone whose group chat has officially gone read-only.

The Sarcastic Long Sleeve for People Who Are Doing Just Great, Actually

Soft hooded long sleeve in moody triblend colors — built for therapy waiting rooms, intrusive thoughts, and "I'm fine" energy.

• Hooded unisex fit — 29 size/color combos, sizes XS–2XL
• Triblend fabric — soft, breathable, mood-stabilizing (no promises)
• Crack-proof front print — outlives every "you up?" text
• Made-to-order, on-demand
• Free US shipping on every order

Wear It When

You're three days into a spiral. The group chat went silent. Your therapist runs late. Or every Sunday between 4 PM and the existential void.

The kind of dark humor mental health gift that actually lands — perfect for the friend who replies "lol same" to everything, or the sibling whose coping mechanism is dissociation.

Add to cart — your therapist would charge way more than $40 for this much honesty.