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My Therapist Blocked Me sarcastic long sleeve shirt - heather navy, front view

Funny Dark Humor Long Sleeve | "My Therapist Blocked Me" Sarcastic

$40.00 USD
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You wore them out. They saw the warning signs. They blocked you on Instagram, then Venmo, then life. This funny dark humor long sleeve shirt is for the chronically over-shared, the trauma-dumping survivors, and anyone whose group chat has officially gone read-only.

The Sarcastic Long Sleeve for People Who Are Doing Just Great, Actually

Soft hooded long sleeve in moody triblend colors — built for therapy waiting rooms, intrusive thoughts, and "I'm fine" energy.

  • Hooded unisex fit — 29 size/color combos, sizes XS–2XL
  • Triblend fabric — soft, breathable, mood-stabilizing (no promises)
  • Crack-proof front print — outlives every "you up?" text
  • Made-to-order, on-demand
  • Free US shipping on every order

Wear It When

You're three days into a spiral. The group chat went silent. Your therapist runs late. Or every Sunday between 4 PM and the existential void.

The kind of dark humor mental health gift that actually lands — perfect for the friend who replies "lol same" to everything, or the sibling whose coping mechanism is dissociation.

Add to cart — your therapist would charge way more than $40 for this much honesty.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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