Plotting Your Downfall Hydrated - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler

Revenge is a marathon, not a sprint, and you simply cannot maintain your edge if you're parched. This PureSarcasm wine tumbler is the essential accessory for the person who likes their schemes elaborate and their Sauvignon Blanc chilled. It is the ultimate funny vessel for those who know that world domination (or just surviving a PTA meeting) requires focus, determination, and a significant amount of "grape juice." Featuring a stemless, spill-resistant design that's perfect for pacing around a secret lair—or just your living room—this insulated tumbler ensures your drink stays at the optimal temperature while you work out the finer details of your "to-do" list.