Probably Failing Right Now - Sarcastic Beanie

Why hide your incompetence when you can wear it as a fashion statement? This PureSarcasm snug, form-fitting beanie is for the individual who has embraced the fact that if something can go wrong, it currently is—and they’re likely the cause. Made from a soft, stretchy knit that’s perfect for hiding the fact that you haven't brushed your hair or had a coherent thought since Tuesday. Whether you’re failing a class, a diet, or just at adulting in general, this hat provides the warmth you need while your life’s ambitions go cold. One size fits most; success definitely not included.