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Professional Avoider of Phone Calls sarcastic long sleeve shirt - heather mauve, front view
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Professional Avoider of Phone Calls - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt

Professional Avoider of Phone Calls - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt

$37.00 USD
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You watched the phone ring until the screen went dark. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is the official uniform for anyone who treats an incoming call like a home invasion. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who communicate exclusively via text and memes. Soft and comfortable, it makes the perfect novelty gift for the friend who never answers.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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