Sorry, I Read That Emotionally - Sarcastic Mug

Your text said "Fine," but my brain heard a four-act tragedy followed by a friendship-ending silence. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the person who treats every email, text, and Slack message like a cryptic puzzle designed to reveal how everyone secretly feels about them. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the individual who can find a hidden insult in a "thumbs up" emoji and spent three hours analyzing the subtext of a period at the end of a sentence. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is the perfect companion for your morning coffee while you draft a twelve-paragraph response to a "K."