That’s Above My Pay Grade - Sarcastic Sweatshirt

Oh, you need a strategic pivot for the Q4 projection? You’re looking for someone to mediate a conflict between Marketing and IT? That sounds like a fascinating problem for someone who makes significantly more money than I do. This PureSarcasm heavyweight sweatshirt is the wearable equivalent of "please refer to my job description." Crafted from a thick, premium cotton-poly fleece—perfect for staying warm while you coolly decline additional responsibilities—this sweatshirt features a relaxed fit that’s ideal for shrugging off tasks that aren't in your contract. Whether you’re avoiding "special projects" or just protecting your peace from executive-level chaos, wear this to let the world know: My talent has a ceiling, and you haven't paid for the roof yet.