Thrilled to Be Conscious - Sarcastic Mug

Look at me, existing in three dimensions and processing sensory input like a real overachiever. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is the perfect companion for anyone who finds the gift of life to be a bit... loud. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the person whose "morning glow" is actually just a lingering sheen of resentment for the alarm clock. Whether you’re genuinely happy to be awake (unlikely) or you're using heavy-duty sarcasm to mask your desire to return to the dream world, this mug says it all. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because being aware of your surroundings is quite enough work for one day—let the machines handle the cleaning.