Too Qualified to Care - Sarcastic Tank Top

I have the degrees, the experience, and the intellectual capacity to run this entire operation, but instead, I've decided to use my vast talents to see how many times I can refresh my browser before lunch. This PureSarcasm tank top is for the person whose resume is a work of art and whose current job is a work of fiction. Made from a soft, premium cotton blend—engineered to be as unbothered as your work ethic—this tank features a relaxed fit that's perfect for shrugging when someone asks for "innovation." Whether you're the smartest person in the room or just the one who's been there the longest, wear this to let everyone know: I could do your job in my sleep, which is convenient, because I'm currently napping.