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Introverts: Ghosting Since Birth - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Introverts: Ghosting Since Birth - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDIntroverts: Ghosting Since Birth - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Mom’s Crying, Must Be Tuesday - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Mom’s Crying, Must Be Tuesday - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDMom’s Crying, Must Be Tuesday - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Abs Still Pending Since 2013 - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Abs Still Pending Since 2013 - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDAbs Still Pending Since 2013 - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Capitalism Ate My Will - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Capitalism Ate My Will - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$28.00 USDCapitalism Ate My Will - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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404: Will to Live Missing - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
404: Will to Live Missing - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USD404: Will to Live Missing - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Dinner? I Ate My Feelings. - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Dinner? I Ate My Feelings. - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$39.00 USDDinner? I Ate My Feelings. - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Rent’s Due, Soul Included - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Rent’s Due, Soul Included - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$39.00 USDRent’s Due, Soul Included - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Married, Not Miraculous - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Married, Not Miraculous - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDMarried, Not Miraculous - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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WFH: Was Fun, Horrifying Now - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
WFH: Was Fun, Horrifying Now - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$43.00 USDWFH: Was Fun, Horrifying Now - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Sleep? That’s Rich, Karen. - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Sleep? That’s Rich, Karen. - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$36.00 USDSleep? That’s Rich, Karen. - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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WiFi Out, Life Over - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
WiFi Out, Life Over - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDWiFi Out, Life Over - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Wallet Says LOL - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Wallet Says LOL - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDWallet Says LOL - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Married? Blink Twice for Help - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Married? Blink Twice for Help - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDMarried? Blink Twice for Help - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Because Screaming Counts As Parenting - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
Because Screaming Counts As Parenting - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDBecause Screaming Counts As Parenting - Sarcastic Tumbler | PureSarcasm
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Mentally Mute, Spiritually Hexing - Sarcastic Tumbler
Mentally Mute, Spiritually Hexing - Sarcastic Tumbler
$45.00 USDMentally Mute, Spiritually Hexing - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Professionally Unimpressed Since Birth - Sarcastic Tumbler
Professionally Unimpressed Since Birth - Sarcastic Tumbler
$39.00 USDProfessionally Unimpressed Since Birth - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Spiritually Unsubscribed Already - Sarcastic Tumbler
Spiritually Unsubscribed Already - Sarcastic Tumbler
$39.00 USDSpiritually Unsubscribed Already - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Crying Is My Core Workout - Sarcastic Tumbler
Crying Is My Core Workout - Sarcastic Tumbler
$45.00 USDCrying Is My Core Workout - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Glad We're All Suffering Equally - Sarcastic Tumbler
Glad We're All Suffering Equally - Sarcastic Tumbler
$39.00 USDGlad We're All Suffering Equally - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Plotting Your Downfall Hydrated - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler
Plotting Your Downfall Hydrated - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler
$36.00 USDPlotting Your Downfall Hydrated - Sarcastic Wine Tumbler
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Bound by Wi-Fi & Regret - Sarcastic Tumbler
Bound by Wi-Fi & Regret - Sarcastic Tumbler
$43.00 USDBound by Wi-Fi & Regret - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Overachieving At Disappointment - Sarcastic Tumbler
Overachieving At Disappointment - Sarcastic Tumbler
$45.00 USDOverachieving At Disappointment - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Crying’s in My Outlook - Sarcastic Tumbler
Crying’s in My Outlook - Sarcastic Tumbler
$42.00 USDCrying’s in My Outlook - Sarcastic Tumbler
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Meetings Are My Villain Origin - Sarcastic Tumbler
Meetings Are My Villain Origin - Sarcastic Tumbler
$42.00 USDMeetings Are My Villain Origin - Sarcastic Tumbler
$42.00 USD
Sarcastic Tumblers for Drinks On the Move and Energy On the Floor
Iced coffee. Cold water. Whatever's keeping you upright. The PureSarcasm sarcastic tumbler collection features original dark-humor designs printed on insulated tumblers — built for commutes, gym refusals, desk-cluttering, and slowly destroying your hydration goals at room temperature.
This is the funny tumbler collection for the chronically caffeinated, the on-the-go work-from-home crowd, and anyone whose entire personality is "iced coffee at 4 PM." Also a perfect funny gift for coworkers, friends, or your most chronically-online sibling.
What You'll Find Here
- Insulated stainless tumblers with bold all-around prints
- Wine tumblers for when wine pretends to be water
- Office humor, dark humor, and chronic-online humor
Why Shop Sarcastic Tumblers at PureSarcasm
- Insulated stainless steel — keeps cold cold, hot hot
- Crack-proof prints survive bag tumble and dishwasher abuse
- Made-to-order, on-demand
- Free US shipping on every order
- 10% off your first order + bundle discount on 2+ items
Frequently Asked Questions About Sarcastic Tumblers
How well do these insulated tumblers hold temperature?
The stainless steel tumblers keep cold drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot drinks hot for up to 12 hours. Double-walled vacuum insulation, sweat-proof exterior, and a press-fit lid that won't leak in your bag.
What sizes do the tumblers come in?
Most sarcastic tumblers are 20oz — the universal "fits in any cup holder" size. We also stock 12oz wine tumblers and 32oz extra-large versions on select designs. Sizes shown on each product page.
Are the prints dishwasher safe?
Hand-wash recommended for longest-lasting prints. The graphic survives dishwasher cycles, but hand-washing keeps colors vibrant for years instead of months. Don't use abrasive sponges.
How long does shipping take?
Tumblers are made to order, on-demand. Production takes 2–5 business days, then standard US shipping (typically 3–5 days). Free shipping on every US order.
Are tumblers good gifts?
Yes — they're the under-$40 sweet spot for coworker birthdays, secret Santa, and "I should bring something" occasions. Pair with a sarcastic mug for the complete office-survival kit.
Browse the full funny tumbler collection below. Pair with a sarcastic mug for the complete office-survival kit.