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My Red Flag Is My Personality - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
My Red Flag Is My Personality - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$57.00 USDMy Red Flag Is My Personality - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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I Put The Fun In Funeral - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
I Put The Fun In Funeral - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$51.00 USDI Put The Fun In Funeral - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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My Circle Small Because I Don't Do Stupid - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
My Circle Small Because I Don't Do Stupid - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$57.00 USDMy Circle Small Because I Don't Do Stupid - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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Toxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
Toxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$51.00 USDToxic But Consistent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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God's Favorite Trainwreck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
God's Favorite Trainwreck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$41.00 USDGod's Favorite Trainwreck - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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I Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
I Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$41.00 USDI Speak Fluent “I Don’t Give A F*ck” - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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Life Is A Dumpster Fire, I’m The Spark - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
Life Is A Dumpster Fire, I’m The Spark - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDLife Is A Dumpster Fire, I’m The Spark - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
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When karma gets you, I’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
When karma gets you, I’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$44.00 USDWhen karma gets you, I’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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It’s called karma and it’s pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
It’s called karma and it’s pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDIt’s called karma and it’s pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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Craps, Cash, Chaos - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
Craps, Cash, Chaos - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
$51.00 USDCraps, Cash, Chaos - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
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Group Chat Apocalypse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
Group Chat Apocalypse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
$42.00 USDGroup Chat Apocalypse - Sarcastic Long Sleeve | PureSarcasm
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One parlay from eviction - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
One parlay from eviction - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDOne parlay from eviction - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Launched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm|
Launched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm|
$38.00 USDLaunched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm|
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Boycotts until card declined - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Boycotts until card declined - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDBoycotts until card declined - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Tweeted joke, career evaporated - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Tweeted joke, career evaporated - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USDTweeted joke, career evaporated - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Shared hot take, table silent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Shared hot take, table silent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$38.00 USDShared hot take, table silent - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Separate beds, married roommates - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Separate beds, married roommates - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDSeparate beds, married roommates - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Watched debate, unfollowed family - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Watched debate, unfollowed family - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$46.00 USDWatched debate, unfollowed family - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Said vows, sleep divorced - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Said vows, sleep divorced - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDSaid vows, sleep divorced - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Quit drinking, started apologizing - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Quit drinking, started apologizing - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$40.00 USDQuit drinking, started apologizing - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Paid rent, ate noodles - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Paid rent, ate noodles - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$32.00 USDPaid rent, ate noodles - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Still Poor, Just Hotter - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Still Poor, Just Hotter - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USDStill Poor, Just Hotter - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Pretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Pretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$34.00 USDPretending That Salad Was Enough - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
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Crypto Fixed Everything (LOL) - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
Crypto Fixed Everything (LOL) - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USDCrypto Fixed Everything (LOL) - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USD
Funny long sleeve shirts for people who run cold and unimpressed — sarcastic tees with extra coverage for the seasons when even the weather lets you down. Same dark humor as our short sleeves, now with sleeves long enough to hide how you really feel.
Sarcastic long sleeve tees that do the talking
Dry wit, dark humor, and zero small talk — printed on shirts soft enough to live in and bold enough to start something.
- Extra coverage for cold offices, colder takes, and questionable life choices
- Soft, true-to-size cotton blend that holds up wash after wash
- Sayings that range from mildly judgmental to gloriously unhinged
- New designs added regularly — the world keeps handing us material
Layer the attitude
Warmer day? Switch to a sarcastic t-shirt. Colder one? Pull on a sarcastic hoodie or a funny sweatshirt. Not sure which slogan is "you"? Our guide to the best sarcastic shirts sorts the top picks so you don't have to.
Made-to-order, not mass-produced
Every shirt is printed on-demand and made to order — nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing ends up in a fast-fashion landfill. You get a fresh print; the planet gets one less regret.
Find the one that describes you a little too accurately, then add it to cart before your better judgment intervenes.
